"No, really, I could fix it! Look, your hair's been straightened, ultimately defeated anyway - what's a trim on top of that? It would look so pretty, please please please let me do it!"
"Um, well, I...you have to understand, Sally, I don't do haircuts."
"You 'didn't do' straight hair either. Come on. It would look so much better, so much healthier, I'm telling you."
"But...I...I have this thing. With long hair. People used to call me Sam sometimes, you know, like Sampson? Who got all his strength from his hair?"
"Right, and you're being weird. I promise I won't take off more than is actually dead. You see this? This is dead hair."
"But isn't all hair dead? Isn't it dead protein? Isn't that the point of hair??"
From another room...
"Dane, let her do it!"
"Damnit. Okay. But if I feel you taking off more than the barest possible minimum, I'll bleach your hair with clorox while you're sleeping."
"There is no clorox. This is the Czech Republic. Nice try, now go get me a towel and some scissors and a comb."
An hour and a half, sixteen insults, lots of deep breathing, small panic attacks later...
Here it is, folks. I call it the Sexy Muppet Look.
10 comments:
I can't believe you let her cut your hair...But I think I really like it. And most of all, I like it down like that. Now that is how to rock the curls!
yeah, I think it looks fantastic. You should definitely keep that look.
yea...how many times have we told you to do that? you succumb to peer pressure to easily :-p
it looks fantastic btw. And i don't recall anyone ever calling you "sam."
also, it looks good. and drop the muppet part of sexy, cause it's just hot.
btw, i like this sally chickie. she knows how to make you do things that are good for you.
looks great! now if you'll only let me keep it that way for you, i promise i won't "just cut a little bit more"
love,
you know who...
Sexy babe!!!
I think you should let Sally and Majorie take you for shopping spree, regardless of your casino outcomes... :)
Wow! Your hair is rockin'!!!!! Now how much product do you have to use to keep it that way? ;)
That's hot Dane! Can't wait to see it in person in a couple of days.
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=27719&itemType=PRODUCT&iMainCat=10&iSubCat=594&iProductID=27719
-link to a $40 pair of good quality wide-leg jeans
Hey Dane
My hair was very much like yours when I was your age. I promised to show Aliyah a picture of me as a teenager with my hair relatively long. It is growing in again after chemo and it is now getting long enough to have some curl back, Yeah. I was not looking forward to straight hair.
Have a good trip home.
Ellen
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